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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

The X-Files: The mystery of algebra - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? - George Carlin

Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas. - Albert Einstein

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once. - Unknown

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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