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Mayweather Momma

The boxing world needed a hero

Mayweather Momma thanks to Steve Lawrence

Better action than the fight between Mayweather and Pacquiao

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If you want an audience, start a fight. - Gaelic Proverb

Inner silence is the mother of all talents. - Ravi Shankar

Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. - Sophocles

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

A mother is a story with no beginning. That is what defines her. - Meghan O'Rourke

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton

New mother - they get a sense of waddya call, "the maternals." - Archie Bunker

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

A man never sees all that his mother has been to him until it's too late to let her know that he sees it. - W D Howells

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

Every setback might be the very thing that makes you carry on and fight all the harder, and become much better. - Les Paul

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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