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Mayweather Momma

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Mayweather Momma thanks to Steve Lawrence

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Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

New mother - they get a sense of waddya call, "the maternals." - Archie Bunker

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

A man never sees all that his mother has been to him until it's too late to let her know that he sees it. - W D Howells

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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