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Mayweather Momma

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Minimum: A small mother - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

A mother is a story with no beginning. That is what defines her. - Meghan O'Rourke

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Antifreeze: What happens to your mother's sister when you steal her blanket - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

It's not the size of the man in the fight, but the size of the fight in the man. - Unknown

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Modern Pioneer: The mother who manages to get through a rainy Saturday with the T.V. not working - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Every setback might be the very thing that makes you carry on and fight all the harder, and become much better. - Les Paul

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

If you don't get out of the box you've been raised in, you won't understand how much bigger the world is. - Angelina Jolie

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown


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