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Meltdown Dog

Dog in Heat

Meltdown Dog thanks to Brad Tanguay

Experiencing the dog days of summer in the Southern Hemisphere

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Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Volcanoes erupting hot guava - Archie Bunker

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

We're gonna strike before the Ivan gets hot. - Archie Bunker

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

America is a melting pot; the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top. - Charlie King

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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