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Singing in the purr-fect music key

Meowth Organ thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Lucy was proud of her personalized pipe organ stops

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The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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