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Deliver: An organ in de body - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Country Music: Three chords and the truth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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