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Singing in the purr-fect music key

Meowth Organ thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Lucy was proud of her personalized pipe organ stops

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Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The sorrow which has no vent in tears may make other organs weep. - Henry Maudsley

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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