Messy Temper Tantrum
Things weren't going well for Little Johnny that day
Temper tantrums are unpleasant and disruptive behaviors or emotional outbursts. They often occur in response to unmet needs or desires. Little Johnny expresses his displeasure in unique ways...
QuotaBillsNipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker
Deceitful: Infant who needs changing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I like being a mess. It's who I am. - Ally McBeal
Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Temper gets you into trouble. Pride keeps you there. - Unknown
There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb
Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm
We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter
One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not to make a mess of life. - E M Forster
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill
As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it. - Dick Cavett
Moderation in temper is always a virtue; but moderation in principle is always a vice. - Thomas Paine
If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith
No one escapes his fate, not the coward, nor the brakeman, from the moment of his birth. - Homer
Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol
As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron
The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough
The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller
Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung