Temper tantrums are unpleasant and disruptive behaviors or emotional outbursts. They often occur in response to unmet needs or desires. Little Johnny expresses his displeasure in unique ways...
QuotaBillsNipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Deceitful: Infant who needs changing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain
Temper is the one thing you can't get rid of by losing it. - Jack Nicholson
One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers
I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh
An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria
The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker
As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it. - Dick Cavett
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens
Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost
One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
The moderation of people in prosperity is the effect of a smooth and composed temper, owing to the calm of their good fortune. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller
Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung