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Microscopic Reader

Under the Microscope: School Ant

Microscopic Reader thanks to Peggy Heckert

Why do they keep sending me this darn phonebook?

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No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

There is no frigate like a book to take us lands away. - Emily Dickinson

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way. - Napoleon Hill

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

My problem with reading books is that I get distracted. By other books. - Unknown

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking and do something no one else is doing. - Bob McLaren

The symbolic want in their material possessions is only a small spec of the massive blob of need in their spiritual dilemma. - Ravi Zacharias

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally - and often far more - worth reading at the age of fifty and beyond. - C S Lewis

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain

No matter what or whom we're talking about, from movies to chiropractors to books to financial planners, the consumer hankers after specialization. - Susan Friedmann

Running a marathon was important to me, so I found time to train for it. Writing books is also important to me, so you know what? I carve out the time. - Rachel Hollis

In matters of truth and justice, there is no difference between large and small problems, for issues concerning the treatment of people are all the same. - Albert Einstein

Please, no matter how we advance technologically, please don't abandon the book. There is nothing in our material world more beautiful than the book. - Patti Smith

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great ones make you feel that you, too can become great. - Mark Twain

Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant. - Washington Irving

The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one. - Mark Twain

We must not, in trying to think about how we can make a big difference, ignore the small daily differences we can make which, over time, add up to big differences that we often cannot foresee. - Marian Wright Edelman

When I was a kid I joined the circus. I did that. It is true. But it's not like you think. There was a guy, he had his own circus. His name was Carol Jacobs and he owned it. It was a small thing. - Christopher Walken


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