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Military Watch Tower

Tree stands of yesteryear

Military Watch Tower thanks to Marian Fawley

Soldiers drew straws to see who got to climb the tower next

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A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

I become apprehensive when I observe people in large groups because they are often controlled by their emotions - and from there, emerge as mobs. - W. Andrew Welker

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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