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Military Watch Tower

Tree stands of yesteryear

Military Watch Tower thanks to Marian Fawley

Soldiers drew straws to see who got to climb the tower next

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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it. Success is shy; it won't come out while you're watching. - Tennessee Williams

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel


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