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Military Watch Tower

Tree stands of yesteryear

Military Watch Tower thanks to Marian Fawley

Soldiers drew straws to see who got to climb the tower next

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Mediocrity can talk; but it is for genius to observe. - Benjamin Disraeli

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Whenever you do a thing, act as if all the world were watching. - Thomas Jefferson

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it. Success is shy; it won't come out while you're watching. - Tennessee Williams

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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