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Military Watch Tower thanks to Marian Fawley

Soldiers drew straws to see who got to climb the tower next

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A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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