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Military Watch Tower

Tree stands of yesteryear

Military Watch Tower thanks to Marian Fawley

Soldiers drew straws to see who got to climb the tower next

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In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Whenever you do a thing, act as if all the world were watching. - Thomas Jefferson

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

That slicker with the bedside manner needs watching. He's better! - Martin H. Fischer

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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