Mobile Swamp Home

Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known. - Carl Sagan

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe