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Mobile Swamp Home

Jethro's other house is a fishing boat

Mobile Swamp Home thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. - Leonard Nimoy

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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