Mobile Swamp Home

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright