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Modern Love Affair

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Modern Love Affair thanks to Jim Serritella

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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown


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