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Modern Love Affair

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Modern Love Affair thanks to Jim Serritella

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Speak low if you speak love. - William Shakespeare

In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I love everything about India. - Russell Peters

Forgiveness is the final form of love. - Reinhold Niebuhr

What we love to do we find time to do. - John Spaulding

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

Love should be allowed. I'm all for it. - Truman Capote

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Gratitude is a shortcut which speedily leads to love. - Theophile Gautier

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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