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Modern Love Affair

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Modern Love Affair thanks to Jim Serritella

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Speak low if you speak love. - William Shakespeare

In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Unless we love the truth we cannot know it. - Blaise Pascal

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

Love is not a feeling, love is a response. Love is an action. - David Jeremiah

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Don't search for the meaning of life. Simply be present for the people you love. - Maxime Lagace

When you are looking at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Charley Benetto

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho


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