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Modern Love Affair

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Modern Love Affair thanks to Jim Serritella

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Even the gods love jokes. - Plato

Live from Love - not for Love. - Unknown

I love everything about India. - Russell Peters

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

Getting to Mars is a problem. Falling in love is a mystery. - Ravi Zacharias

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza

The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that heartbreak is soon forgotten. - William Faulkner

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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