QuotaBillsHockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr
Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward
To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli
Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn
Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi
A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield
Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe
Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols
If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso
The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry
By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay
My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton
I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey
People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels
My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr
You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London
I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr
Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle
Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker
Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson
You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur
We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker
I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick
I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin
I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry
I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods
Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton
If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard
When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles
Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman