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Moon Filament

Capturing the last light of day

Moon Filament thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Highway: The space between billboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Probably a torn filament right there in the kneecap. - Archie Bunker

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis


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Digging One's Own Grave

See The Difference?

Gas and Dash

OctoMask

Bird on a Wire (past tense)

Workplace Hazards in Tasmania

Tiger On A Roll

Men's Golf Rules

Where Did He Go?

Sudden Invented Syndrome

Calculus Drinks

Lights, Camera, Overreaction

Rebar Walker

Leading The Way

Melted Dog

Painful Ballet

Welder's Last Stand

My Life Goal

1-800-PILLCASH

Ghetto Boat

Hungry Hiker Tree

Redneck Roof

My Last Swim In The Ocean