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Moonshiners

When Prohibition footwear was 'still' in vogue

Moonshiners thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Unique leather shoes made from cowhide

Unique leather shoes made from cowhide. Moonshiners wore makeshift cow hoof print shoes to cover their tracks from prohibition agents, in an effort to keep the location of their ad-hoc distilleries secret.

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Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown


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