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Mooselim Brotherhood gathers for morning prayer
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Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

He who becomes a Muslim does so in his own interest. - Abu Bakr

If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now. - Salman Rushdie

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Forgiveness is not to give the other person peace. Forgiveness is for you. Take that opportunity. - Mackenzie Philips

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

Books are finite, sexual encounters are finite, but the desire to read and to fuck is infinite; it surpasses our own deaths, our fears, our hopes for peace. - Roberto Bolaño

We cannot be at peace with others because we are not at peace with ourselves, and we cannot be at peace with ourselves because we are not at peace with God. - Thomas Merton

There is no sign saying 'good Muslim' or 'bad Muslim.' How many lives will be lost or destroyed trying to determine who is good or who is bad? - Pauline Hanson

If you let go a little, you will have a little peace. If you let go a lot, you will have a lot of peace. If you let go completely, you will have complete peace. - Ajahn Chah

Policemen so cherish their status as keepers of the peace and protectors of the public that they have occasionally been known to beat to death those citizens or groups who question that status. - David Marnet

The world will never have lasting peace so long as men reserve for war the finest human qualities. Peace, no less than war, requires idealism and self-sacrifice and a righteous and dynamic faith. - John F. Dulles

To me the ideal doctor would be a man endowed with profound knowledge of life and of the soul, intuitively divining any suffering or disorder of whatever kind, and restoring peace by his mere presence. - Henri Amiel

One of the best faces America has ever projected is the face of a Peace Corps volunteer. That face symbolizes this country: young, curious, brimming with idealism and hope - and a real, honest compassion. - Teresa Heinz

I desired to become a Christian, and prayed earnestly for the forgiveness of my sins. I felt a peace of mind resulting, and loved every one, feeling desirous that all should have their sins forgiven, and love Jesus as I did. - Ellen G White

We will stand up for our friends in the world. And one of the most important friends is the State of Israel. My administration will be steadfast in support Israel against terrorism and violence, and in seeking the peace for which all Israelis pray. - George W. Bush

The leaders who we admire who have been able to bring great change in the past - Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Nelson Mandela - they're all inspirational religious leaders and smart tacticians. It would be nice to find the Muslim Gandhi, wouldn't it? - Dennis C. Blair

To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him. - Buddha

There is no more effective way to radicalize American Muslim youth than for political leaders to make public displays of prejudice against all Muslims. Suspicion will undermine their sense of identification with America and alienate some from both the culture and from politics. - Miroslav Volf

The Muslim world just doesn't believe that skin color is all that important. Obama may be half-black, but he's still all-Western, according to them. It doesn't matter whether you're black, white or green - if you're not a devotee of Muhammad, you don't matter. - Ben Shapiro

Being Muslim has become synonymous with pointed questions, with tension and mistrust, even with conflict. It has become a global phenomenon with profound consequences for inter-communal relations, political rhetoric and policies at the local, regional, national and international level. - Tariq Ramadan

A Muslim fanatic and a Christian fanatic, a Jewish fanatic, a secular fanatic, an atheist fanatic, a communist fanatic - all of them are the same. The thinking that, 'If you don't think like me, that if you are not with me, then you are against me;' this is something to condemn. - Marjane Satrapi


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