QuotaBillsMidnight bugs taste best. - Unknown
I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel
The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown
Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown
My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping. - Christine Feehan
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown
In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry
Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
I am 100% in the camp that says forgiveness is mostly about the forgiver. - Hillary Clinton
Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson
I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown
You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul
Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz
We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz