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Motorcycle Rain Gear

When a plastic bag can be used as an umbrella

Motorcycle Rain Gear thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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