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NASA Test Centrifuge

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NASA Test Centrifuge thanks to Lucas McCarter

NASA teamed up with two universities to study ways to reduce the adverse effects of space travel on astronauts' physical health. This month scientists conducted a pilot study (see above) on the 20-G centrifuge at NASA's Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, California. The centrifuge creates artificial spinning gravity forces, simulating up to 20 times the normal forces of gravity we experience on Earth.
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Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Science is organized knowledge. - Herbert Spencer

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

No man should leave in the universe anything of which he is afraid. - G K Chesterton

Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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