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NASA Test Centrifuge

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NASA Test Centrifuge thanks to Lucas McCarter

NASA teamed up with two universities to study ways to reduce the adverse effects of space travel on astronauts' physical health. This month scientists conducted a pilot study (see above) on the 20-G centrifuge at NASA's Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, California. The centrifuge creates artificial spinning gravity forces, simulating up to 20 times the normal forces of gravity we experience on Earth.

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

We're about eight Einsteins away from understanding the universe. - Martin Amis

The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison

The universe stands aside for those people who know where they are going. - Paulo Coelho

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

Even sleepers are workers and collaborators on what goes on in the universe. - Heraclitus

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray

Science is not opposed to storytelling. Science is a genre of storytelling. Stories of the real world, inspired by observations thereof. - Sean Carroll

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille


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