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NASA Test Centrifuge

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NASA Test Centrifuge thanks to Lucas McCarter

NASA teamed up with two universities to study ways to reduce the adverse effects of space travel on astronauts' physical health. This month scientists conducted a pilot study (see above) on the 20-G centrifuge at NASA's Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, California. The centrifuge creates artificial spinning gravity forces, simulating up to 20 times the normal forces of gravity we experience on Earth.

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Do I dare Disturb the universe? - T S Eliot

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

The universe is not a machine; it is an organic whole. - Ravi Zacharias

You smiled at the stars like they knew all your secrets. - Unknown

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored. - David Eddings

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Within each of us, there is silence. A silence as vast as the universe. And when we experience that silence, we remember who we are. - Gunilla Norris

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. - George Carlin


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