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NASA Test Centrifuge

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NASA Test Centrifuge thanks to Lucas McCarter

NASA teamed up with two universities to study ways to reduce the adverse effects of space travel on astronauts' physical health. This month scientists conducted a pilot study (see above) on the 20-G centrifuge at NASA's Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, California. The centrifuge creates artificial spinning gravity forces, simulating up to 20 times the normal forces of gravity we experience on Earth.

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

I want to put a ding in the universe. - Steve Jobs

Specimen: An Italo-American astronaut - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stars can't shine without darkness. - Unknown

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Even in the desolate wilderness, stars can still shine. - Aoi Jiyuu Shiroi Nozomi

You smiled at the stars like they knew all your secrets. - Unknown

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

The universe doesn't give you what you want in your mind; it gives you what you demand with your actions. - Steve Maraboli

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. - Albert Einstein

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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