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NASA Test Centrifuge

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NASA Test Centrifuge thanks to Lucas McCarter

NASA teamed up with two universities to study ways to reduce the adverse effects of space travel on astronauts' physical health. This month scientists conducted a pilot study (see above) on the 20-G centrifuge at NASA's Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, California. The centrifuge creates artificial spinning gravity forces, simulating up to 20 times the normal forces of gravity we experience on Earth.

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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

I want to put a ding in the universe. - Steve Jobs

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

You smiled at the stars like they knew all your secrets. - Unknown

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

Everything in the universe is within you. Ask all from yourself. - Rumi

Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity. - Edwin H. Chapin

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. - George Carlin


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