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NASA Test Centrifuge
You can volunteer for NASA's High Capacity Centrifuge spin tests
NASA teamed up with two universities to study ways to reduce the adverse effects of space travel on astronauts' physical health. This month scientists conducted a pilot study (see above) on the 20-G centrifuge at NASA's Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, California. The centrifuge creates artificial spinning gravity forces, simulating up to 20 times the normal forces of gravity we experience on Earth.
Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery
Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown
I want to put a ding in the universe. - Steve Jobs
Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump
No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.
Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett
Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral
You smiled at the stars like they knew all your secrets. - Unknown
In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson
Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman
Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell
Everything in the universe is within you. Ask all from yourself. - Rumi
Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb
It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill
Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce
Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb
The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity. - Edwin H. Chapin
One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake
Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux
In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll
Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO
Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou
I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes
I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters
Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque
A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim
We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou
I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen
They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy
Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza
We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan
Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster
Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. - George Carlin
Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown
I want to put a ding in the universe. - Steve Jobs
Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump
No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.
Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett
Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral
You smiled at the stars like they knew all your secrets. - Unknown
In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson
Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman
Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell
Everything in the universe is within you. Ask all from yourself. - Rumi
Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb
It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill
Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce
Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb
The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity. - Edwin H. Chapin
One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake
Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux
In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll
Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO
Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou
I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes
I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters
Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque
A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim
We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou
I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen
They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy
Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza
We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan
Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster
Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. - George Carlin
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