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Netherlands Parking Lot

Where bicycles outnumber cars

Netherlands Parking Lot thanks to Marlene Benedict

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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Parking Lot Attendant: Professional fender bender - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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