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How to gauge high-pressure situations

Never Go Full Retard thanks to Keith Blake

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No pressure, no diamonds. - Mary Case

Pressure is being unprepared. - Gene Smith

Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

Borscht: Beet soup with high blood pressure - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your pressure points are always your turning points. - Unknown

There's one advantage to being 102. No peer pressure. - Dennis Wolfberg

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

Second guessing is much easier than speculating under pressure. - Unknown

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

Pressure is what you feel when you don't know what's going on. - Chuck Knoll

The only pressure I'm under is the pressure I've put on myself. - Mark Messier

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

You'll never lighten the load until you feel the pressure in your own soul. - Ravi Zacharias

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

Morcelli has four fastest 1,500-meter times ever. And all those times are at 1,500 meters. - David Coleman

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

If you're always under the pressure of real identity, I think that is somewhat of a burden. - Mark Zuckerberg

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

You have to be cool under pressure. You have to be a strategist like chess, and you have to use geometry like billiards. - Bill McBride

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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