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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

I need Vitamin SEA. - Unknown

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Where there is a sea there are pirates. - Greek Proverb

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Nervous Wreck: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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