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New Truck Key

Bubba's home-made truck ignition key

New Truck Key thanks to Wayne Nowazek

New Truck Key thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Indecision: 1. Under the whether; 2. The key to flexibility. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid

Quartet: 1. Four guys who think the other three sing off-key; 2. The sum of two pints. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. - the Eagles

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

The key is taking responsibility and initiative, deciding what your life is about, and prioritizing your life around the most important things. - Stephen Covey


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