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Newborn Canadian

How to take care of baby floatplanes

Newborn Canadian thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Meanwhile, in the Canadian hinterland...

In the Canadian hinterland the new born normally stays with the mother till it grows wings and a tail and learns how to fly
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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope

Never eat spinach just before going on the air. - Dan Rather

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

For those determined to fly, having no wings is just a little detail. - Unknown

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Aviation is proof that given the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible. - Edward V Richenbacher

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done - like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions. - John Ortberg

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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