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Newborn Canadian

How to take care of baby floatplanes

Newborn Canadian thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Meanwhile, in the Canadian hinterland...

In the Canadian hinterland the new born normally stays with the mother till it grows wings and a tail and learns how to fly

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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Flew: Plane sickness. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't just fly, soar. - Walt Disney

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

There are bold pilots, and old pilots, but no old bold pilots. - Tom Clancy

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

A drone is often preferred for missions that are too 'dull, dirty, or dangerous' for manned aircraft. - Nick Hahn

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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