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Night Watch

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Night Watch thanks to Jim Serritella

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Vigilant: Insect watchman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Astronomer: Night watchman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

Above all else, guard your heart, for it affects everything else you do. - Unknown

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

What a man does when he is taken off his guard is the best evidence for what sort of man he is. - C S Lewis

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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