#1 humor site on the 'net

Night Watch

Definitely time for Changing the Guard at Buckingham Palace

Night Watch thanks to Jim Serritella

QuotaBills
Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

It is not death that alarms me, but dying. - Michel De Montaigne

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness. - George Sand


Snowpy

Canadian Winter Smile

Leteracy Night

Age Comes With Convenience

Wife Of The Year

2022 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

GhetToes

Flippin'

Double Vision

Dodgy Ticker

Put On A Happy Face

Yoga Man

Camouflage Driver

Icicle Drinks

TV Weather Forecast

Somebody Spiked My Drink

Work Awareness

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Chicken Roost

Cloud March

Wicked Stawm

Ready To Leave

Google Ice Skating

Twin Dish