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God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

damn with faint praise - Alexander Pope

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

I gave in, and admitted that God was God. - C S Lewis

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Desire of praise disposeth to laudable actions. - Thomas Hobbes

Conceited people never hear anything but praise. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Praise is a rebuke to the man whose conscience alloweth it not. - Eliza Cook

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God. - Martin Luther

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

A saint is not someone who is good but who experiences the goodness of God. - Brennan Manning

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

There is but one good; that is God. Everything else is good when it looks to Him and bad when it turns from Him. - C S Lewis

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

You don't need to seek opportunity. All you have to do is seek God. And if you seek God, opportunity will seek you. - Mark Batterson

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

God's forgiveness allows us to be honest with ourselves. We recognize our imperfections, admit our failures, and plead to God for clemency. - Jonathan Sacks

It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown