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Ninja Raccoon

Your last chance to get ready for launch mode

Ninja Raccoon thanks to Keith Blake

Is it a bird, a plane, or super-raccoon?

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Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steroids. - Milton Berle

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Tennyson


Water Coolant

Spray-On Clothing

Bright Bookshelf

Saddle Surprise

Politicians Be Like

Senior Aerobics

Foiled Again

Redneck Beer Hunter

Pair Produce

Potting Pot

Ice Cream Burqa

Dog Soother

Fourk

Women's Outhouse

Crocodile Floor

Hummer Carriage

Antler Switch Plate

Redneck Cotter Pin

Redneck Bulldozer

Your Fly Is Down

Chili Rub

Tire Rotation

Political Promise Hauler

Steering Wheel For Couples