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No Muff Too Tough

Got an oil change today - was not disappointed

No Muff Too Tough thanks to Keith Blake

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She had the Midas touch. Everything she touched turned into a muffler. - Lisa Smerling

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

When you have exhausted all possibilities, remember this: you haven't. - Thomas Edison

Carol Anne had a bad case of motor-mouth. Amanda wanted to install a muffler. - Tamara Thorne

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

Winning is coming in fourth, exhausted but excited because you came in fifth last time. - Denis Waltley

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

In a marathon, if you run too fast, you get exhausted. If you run too slow, you never make it. - Uday Kotak

If you don't have someone tracking you down, you haven't exhausted your credit options. - Unknown

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

The twelve notes in each octave and the variety of rhythm offer me opportunities that all of human genius will never exhaust. - Igor Stravinsky

As people spin faster and faster in the pursuit of merely personal happiness, they become exhausted in the futile effort of chasing themselves. - Andrew Delbanco


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