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No Pot Of Gold

Winning ways get struck down by lightning stroke

No Pot Of Gold thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How the Seattle Seahawks feel after Super Bowl XLIX

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Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

A quiet conscience sleeps in thunder. - English Proverb

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle. - Goldie Hawn

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismograph. - Ken Kesey

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it's gone. - Unknown

I'm out there everyday amongst them, in the smelting pot of New York. - Archie Bunker

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. - Mark Twain

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

The difference between the right word and almost the right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. - Mark Twain

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote


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