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No Pot Of Gold

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No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

A quiet conscience sleeps in thunder. - English Proverb

Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle. - Goldie Hawn

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. - Robert Redford

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismograph. - Ken Kesey

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

I'm out there everyday amongst them, in the smelting pot of New York. - Archie Bunker

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. - Mark Twain

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote


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