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No Pot Of Gold

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No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

A quiet conscience sleeps in thunder. - English Proverb

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. - Robert Redford

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismograph. - Ken Kesey

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it's gone. - Unknown

I'm out there everyday amongst them, in the smelting pot of New York. - Archie Bunker

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote


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