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Noise Cancelling Toilet

Help with noise abatement in the bathroom

Noise Cancelling Toilet thanks to Keith Blake

Finding another use for Bose noise-cancelling headphones

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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Noise: A stench in the ear. - Ambrose Bierce

Crick: Noise made by a Japanese camera - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you must make a noise, make it quietly. - Oliver Hardy

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

I'd like a bromo, but I can't stand the noise. - Joe E Lewis

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Noise is a buffer, more effective than cubicles or booth walls. - Margaret Heffernan

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal. - Mark Twain

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

There is something terribly wrong with a culture inebriated by noise and gregariousness. - George Steiner

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory; tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. - Sun Tsu

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Noise is the most impertinent of all forms of interruption. It is not only an interruption, but also a disruption of thought. - Arthur Schopenhauer

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It is with narrow-souled people as with narrow-necked bottles: the less they have in them, the more noise they make in pouring it out. - Alexander Pope

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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