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North of Somewhere

How to determine directions to anywhere but North

North of Somewhere thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Tibia: Country in North Africa - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no map to human behaviour. - Bjork

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

Somewhere there is a map of how it can be done. - Ben Stein

"Go west," like Horace Greenberg said. - Archie Bunker

Wretched: How you pronounce Richard in the South - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest failure of the West since the 1930s. - Richard Holbrooke

Go West, young man, and grow up with the country. - Horace Greeley

The needle of our conscience is as good a compass as any. - Ruth Wolff

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

Old West: A place where men were men and smelled like horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World. - William Irwin Thompson

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense. - Henry St. John

East is East and West is West, but none of us is gonna meet Mark Twain. - Archie Bunker

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

We've had 'cloning' in the South for years. It's called 'cousins.' - Robin Williams

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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