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North of Somewhere

How to determine directions to anywhere but North

North of Somewhere thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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There's no map to human behaviour. - Bjork

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

The world map looks smaller than ever before. - Max Azria

"Go west," like Horace Greenberg said. - Archie Bunker

The greatest failure of the West since the 1930s. - Richard Holbrooke

To stay on the map you've got to keep showing up. - Peter Gallagher

The needle of our conscience is as good a compass as any. - Ruth Wolff

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World. - William Irwin Thompson

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense. - Henry St. John

East is East and West is West, but none of us is gonna meet Mark Twain. - Archie Bunker

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from. - Suze Orman

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw

The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


Two Of Each

Napoleon

Tomorrow

You Turn

ThaiTanic

The Future of Social Media

Sunday Service Social Distancing

Tartan Headphones

Husband Quarantine

Aussie Salad

Greta on Chopsticks

Darkness Eliminator

Don't Touch Your Face

Pet Dentist

Falcon Resting in a Tree

Wine Day

Fishnet Table

Sink Lynx

No Swimming

Going Up

The Honey Truck

Flying is so Overrated

Wear Fur Without Killing Animals

Nutella Soother