QuotaBillsEvery dog has his day. - Unknown
Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons
How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates
Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's always darkest just before the fridge door opens. - Phil Callaway
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen
Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
I've probably wasted a solid year of my life just staring into the fridge. - Bill Murray
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
A designer knows that he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de St-Expurey
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso