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Nouveau Riche

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Nouveau Riche thanks to Craig Simpson

Nouveau Riche thanks to Craig Simpson

Nouveau riche - those whose wealth has been acquired either within their own generation or that of their parents

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The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Only the rich are lonesome. - Paul L Dunbar

His wealth is superior to him. - African Saying

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Every man is the architect of his own fortune. - Sallust

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. - Bill Watterson

Ah, if the rich were rich as the poor fancy riches. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? - Vince Lombardi

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half. - Bum Phillips

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

There is no wealth like knowledge, and no poverty like ignorance. - Buddha

Next to trying and winning, the best thing is trying and failing. - L M Montgomery

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

A man is never so on trial as in the moment of excessive good fortune. - Lew Wallace

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

The meek may inherit the earth, but it's the grumpy who get promoted. - Father Mulcahy

The unassuming youth seeking instruction with humility gains good fortune. - Joseph Addison

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor. - Euripides

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Winning is coming in fourth, exhausted but excited because you came in fifth last time. - Denis Waltley

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The moderation of people in prosperity is the effect of a smooth and composed temper, owing to the calm of their good fortune. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare


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