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Nouveau Riche

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Nouveau Riche thanks to Craig Simpson

Nouveau Riche thanks to Craig Simpson

Nouveau riche - those whose wealth has been acquired either within their own generation or that of their parents

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Fortune favors the bold. - Ennius

Fortune befriends the bold. - Emily Dickinson

Wars are caused by undefended wealth. - Ernest Hemingway

One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

Find a purpose to serve, not a lifestyle to live. - Criss Jami

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is. - Vince Lombardi

Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth. - Jesus Christ

Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing. - Vince Lombardi

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. - Herbert Hoover

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning. - Edwin Rommel

Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kin Hubbard

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

Whatever good or bad fortune may come our way, we can always give it meaning and transform it into something of value. - Hermann Hesse

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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