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Nouveau Riche

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Nouveau Riche thanks to Craig Simpson

Nouveau Riche thanks to Craig Simpson

Nouveau riche - those whose wealth has been acquired either within their own generation or that of their parents
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The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Fortune is ever seen accompanying industry. - Oliver Goldsmith

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is. - Vince Lombardi

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

The true champion loses many battles before winning the war. - Unknown

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

There is no wealth like knowledge, and no poverty like ignorance. - Buddha

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed

A champion is afraid of losing. Everyone else is afraid of winning. - Billie Jean King

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

The unassuming youth seeking instruction with humility gains good fortune. - Joseph Addison

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

Winning isn't everything, but it sure beats anything that comes in second. - Bear Bryant

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Winning is coming in fourth, exhausted but excited because you came in fifth last time. - Denis Waltley

It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness. - Thomas Jefferson

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody. - F Scott Fitzgerald

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha


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