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Nouveau Riche

Lifestyle upgrades after winning the lottery

Nouveau Riche thanks to Craig Simpson

Nouveau Riche thanks to Craig Simpson

Nouveau riche - those whose wealth has been acquired either within their own generation or that of their parents
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Fortune favors the brave. - Publius Terence

Fortune sides with him who dares. - Virgil

Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A great fortune is a great slavery. - Seneca

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Diligence is the mother of good fortune. - Benjamin Disraeli

Fortune is ever seen accompanying industry. - Oliver Goldsmith

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Find a purpose to serve, not a lifestyle to live. - Criss Jami

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? - Vince Lombardi

The court is most merciful when the accused is most rich. - Hebrew Proverb

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Idealism loses to pragmatism when it comes to winning elections. - Danny Strong

Next to trying and winning, the best thing is trying and failing. - L M Montgomery

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

A man is never so on trial as in the moment of excessive good fortune. - Lew Wallace

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

In this world it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich. - Henry Ward Beecher

Common sense is just as good a critic of the lottery as any statistical breakdown. - Hunter Baker

Winning is coming in fourth, exhausted but excited because you came in fifth last time. - Denis Waltley

It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness. - Thomas Jefferson

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness: poverty and wealth have both failed. - Kin Hubbard

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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