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OCD Electrician thanks to Brian Enns

OCD Electrician thanks to Brian Enns

Obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD)
Obsession symptoms
Fear of contamination or dirt
Having things orderly and symmetrical
Aggressive or horrific thoughts about harming yourself or others
Unwanted thoughts, including aggression

Compulsion symptoms
Washing and cleaning
Counting
Checking
Demanding reassurances
Following a strict routine
Orderliness

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have. - Norman Vincent Peale

I have CDO. It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be. - Unknown

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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