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Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle

Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood

No, it's all in perfect working order. - Spike Milligan

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

In order to be walked on, you have to be lying down. - Brian Weir

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

We shall now proceed to construct the Socialist order. - Lenin

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

In order to be irreplaceacle, one must always be different. - Coco Chanel

People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus

We often do good in order that we may do evil with impunity. - Francoise de la Rochefoucauld

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? - George Carlin

Take me or leave me, or, as is the usual order of things, both. - Dorothy Parker

In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd. - Miguel de Cervantes

In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily. - Count Talleyrand

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle

When you are thwarted, it is your own attitude that is out of order. - Meister Eckhart

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them. - Pierre de Beaumarchais

We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I shudder to think that one day someone may give the same order for Rome. - Scipio Aemilianus

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

In order for a thing to be horrible it has to suffer a change you can recognize. - Ray Bradbury

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. - Steve Martin

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time. - Anthony d'Angelo

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

In order to be big, you have to think big. If you think small, you're going to be small. - Emeril Lagasse

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

I have CDO. It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be. - Unknown

It is good to vary in order that you may frustrate the curious, especially those who envy you. - Baltasar Gracian

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Order, unity, and continuity are human inventions, just as truly as catalogues and encyclopedias. - Bertrand Russell

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

In order to move on, you must understand why you felt what you did and why you no longer need to feel it. - Mitch Albom

The purpose of whistleblowing is to expose secret and wrongful acts by those in power in order to enable reform. - Glenn Greenwald

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible. - Fred Smith

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

The mathematical sciences particularly exhibit order, symmetry, and limitation; and these are the greatest forms of the beautiful. - Aristotle

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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