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Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle

Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood

No, it's all in perfect working order. - Spike Milligan

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Budgeting: The most orderly way of going into debt. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In order to be walked on, you have to be lying down. - Brian Weir

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

We shall now proceed to construct the Socialist order. - Lenin

In order to succeed, we must first believe that we can. - Unknown

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different. - Coco Chanel

In order to be irreplaceacle, one must always be different. - Coco Chanel

People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus

We often do good in order that we may do evil with impunity. - Francoise de la Rochefoucauld

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

Words were not given to man in order to conceal his thoughts. - Jose Saramago

In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd. - Miguel de Cervantes

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily. - Count Talleyrand

An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one. - George Mikes

When you are thwarted, it is your own attitude that is out of order. - Meister Eckhart

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

In order to please others, we lose our hold on our life's purpose. - Epictetus

We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people. - Arthur Schopenhauer

In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. - Imbesi's Law of Conservation of Filth

I must be willing to give up what I am in order to become what I will be. - Albert Einstein

I shudder to think that one day someone may give the same order for Rome. - Scipio Aemilianus

The greatest masterpiece in literature is only a dictionary out of order. - Jean Cocteau

When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly. - Michel de Montaigne

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

In order for a thing to be horrible it has to suffer a change you can recognize. - Ray Bradbury

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time. - Anthony d'Angelo

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

In order to be big, you have to think big. If you think small, you're going to be small. - Emeril Lagasse

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

I have CDO. It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be. - Unknown

It is good to vary in order that you may frustrate the curious, especially those who envy you. - Baltasar Gracian

Tanorexia: An obsessive desire to have tanned skin, placing the sufferer at risk of skin cancer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible. - Fred Smith

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

There is practically no activity that cannot be enhanced or replaced by knitting, if you really want to get obsessive about it. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The mathematical sciences particularly exhibit order, symmetry, and limitation; and these are the greatest forms of the beautiful. - Aristotle

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

The difficulties which I meet with in order to realize my existence are precisely what awaken and mobilize my activities, my capacities. - José Ortega Y Gasset

Most people spend most of their days doing what they do not want to do in order to earn the right, at times, to do what they may desire. - John Brown

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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