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Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

Good order is the foundation of all things. - Edmund Burke

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

Budgeting: The most orderly way of going into debt. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

In order to succeed, we must first believe that we can. - Unknown

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

We often do good in order that we may do evil with impunity. - Francoise de la Rochefoucauld

Words were not given to man in order to conceal his thoughts. - Jose Saramago

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? - George Carlin

Take me or leave me, or, as is the usual order of things, both. - Dorothy Parker

In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd. - Miguel de Cervantes

In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily. - Count Talleyrand

An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one. - George Mikes

When you are thwarted, it is your own attitude that is out of order. - Meister Eckhart

It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them. - Pierre de Beaumarchais

In order to please others, we lose our hold on our life's purpose. - Epictetus

We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people. - Arthur Schopenhauer

In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. - Imbesi's Law of Conservation of Filth

I must be willing to give up what I am in order to become what I will be. - Albert Einstein

I shudder to think that one day someone may give the same order for Rome. - Scipio Aemilianus

The greatest masterpiece in literature is only a dictionary out of order. - Jean Cocteau

When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly. - Michel de Montaigne

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. - Groucho Marx

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. - Steve Martin

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin

In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time. - Anthony d'Angelo

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

When I give a minister an order, I leave it to him to find the means to carry it out. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

I have CDO. It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be. - Unknown

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

The capitalist chain is again threatening to break at the weakest link. Spain is next in order. - Leon Trotsky

Tanorexia: An obsessive desire to have tanned skin, placing the sufferer at risk of skin cancer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Order, unity, and continuity are human inventions, just as truly as catalogues and encyclopedias. - Bertrand Russell

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

In order to move on, you must understand why you felt what you did and why you no longer need to feel it. - Mitch Albom

The purpose of whistleblowing is to expose secret and wrongful acts by those in power in order to enable reform. - Glenn Greenwald

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

I'm compulsive, but I'm also very indecisive. I don't know what I want, but I know that I want it now. - Dylan Moran

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible. - Fred Smith

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

Lots of time you have to pretend to join a parade in which you are really not interested in order to get where you're going. - Christopher Morley

The mathematical sciences particularly exhibit order, symmetry, and limitation; and these are the greatest forms of the beautiful. - Aristotle

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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