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Octopus Lamp

Unique lighting fixtures for deep denizen creatures

Octopus Lamp thanks to Clare Gaynor

Well, at least three out of eight legs light up

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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