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Octopus Lamp

Unique lighting fixtures for deep denizen creatures

Octopus Lamp thanks to Clare Gaynor

Well, at least three out of eight legs light up

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Luminary: One who throws light upon a subject - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Some people like to eat octopus. Liberals, mostly. - Russell Baker

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub? - Norton Juster

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Appreciation is the highest from of prayer, for it acknowledges the presence of good wherever you shine the light of your thankful thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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