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Octopus Lamp

Unique lighting fixtures for deep denizen creatures

Octopus Lamp thanks to Clare Gaynor

Well, at least three out of eight legs light up

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I was bitten by an octopus. - Ted Cruz

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Some people like to eat octopus. Liberals, mostly. - Russell Baker

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub? - Norton Juster

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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