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There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

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Keep no secrets of thyself from thyself. - Greek Proverb

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

So dark, so deep,
The secrets that you keep... - Unknown

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows. - Unknown

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran


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