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Old Traffic Jam

Had enough of waiting in car line-ups?

Old Traffic Jam thanks to Wayne Nowazek

It was a slow news day in Georgia

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When I rest, I rust. - German Proverb

If you rest, you rust. - Helen Hayes

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week. - Joseph Addison

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

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The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Relics: People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand. - Unknown

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith


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