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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The only journey is the one within. - Rainer Maria Rilke

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

A man had better wear out than rust out. - Richard Cumberland

It is better to wear out than to rust out. - Frances E. Willard

The longest journey is the journey inward. - Dag Hammarskjold

There is only one journey: going inside yourself. - Rainer M Rilke

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

The only impossible journey is the one you never begin. - Tony Robbins

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

No one can give you your goals. No one can dig for you. This is your journey. - Warren P Gates

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula K. LeGuin

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

I had no expectations about fatherhood, but it's definitely a journey I'm glad to be taking. - Christopher Meloni

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

It's not an easy journey, to get to a place where you forgive people. But it is such a powerful place, because it frees you. - Tyler Perry

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton


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