Ordnance Table
How James Bond conceals his firearms cache
Ordnance - military supplies including weapons, ammunition, combat vehicles, and maintenance tools and equipment
QuotaBillsSpoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather
Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau
The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx
Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard
Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland
Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire
Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown
Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown
Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo
If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler
A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison
A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton
You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson
A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher
When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith
A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais
It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod
Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin
The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine
No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway
Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal
Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini
I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright
I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat
Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius
Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck