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Ordnance Table

How James Bond conceals his firearms cache

Ordnance Table thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Ordnance - military supplies including weapons, ammunition, combat vehicles, and maintenance tools and equipment
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Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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