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Organic Compromise

Just when you thought it was Organic and Gluten-Free

Organic Compromise thanks to Gerald Duchesne

When organic bread isn't organic

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Have a healthy disregard for the impossible. - Larry Page

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

Alzheimer's disease starts when a protein that should be folded up properly misfolds into a kind of demented origami. - Gregory Petsko

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

When my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates! - Dave Barry

Maintaining healthy forests is essential to those who make a living from the land and for those of us who use them for recreational purposes. - Cathy M. Rodgers


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