Organic Pears
Shopping for grass fed produce
QuotaBillsShopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw
Parody: A collection of pears - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola
Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson
Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz
A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker
A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge
Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The universe is not a machine; it is an organic whole. - Ravi Zacharias
Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller
The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard
Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker
Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali
Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie
The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams
Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud
I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller
An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown
Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd
Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway