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Organic Pears

Shopping for grass fed produce

Organic Pears thanks to Howard Chapman

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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

In her last days, Gertrude Stein resembled a spoiled pear. - Gore Vidal

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway


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