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Original Play Station

Putting the Play back into Playgrounds

Original Play Station thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Original Play Station thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. - Oscar Wilde

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

If you're not failing now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. - Woody Allen

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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