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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Champions keep playing until they get it right. - Billie Jean King

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

He's a player you only miss when he's not playing. - Graham Taylor

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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