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The early worm gets caught. - John Igo

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

It's a catch he would have caught 99 times out of 1,000. - Henry Blofeld

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Every once in a while some feller without a single bad habit gets caught. - Kin Hubbard

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. - Unknown

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth? Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman. - Archie Bunker

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb