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Our Aim

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Our Aim thanks to Roy Turkington

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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't bunt. Aim out of the ballpark. - David Ogilvy

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

You aim for the palace and get drowned in the sewer. - Mark Twain

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

A good archer is known not by his arrows but by his aim. - Thomas Fuller

If you would hit the mark, you must aim a little above it. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

You must not only aim right, but draw the bow with all your might. - Henry David Thoreau

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. - C S Lewis

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence. - Aristotle

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, serenely, divinely aware. - Henry Miller

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan P Smith

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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