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Our Aim

How Aussies deal with hygiene Down Under

Our Aim thanks to Roy Turkington

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Aim at nothing and you'll succeed. - Unknown

Don't bunt. Aim out of the ballpark. - David Ogilvy

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

You aim for the palace and get drowned in the sewer. - Mark Twain

A good archer is known not by his arrows but by his aim. - Thomas Fuller

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Pursue one great decisive aim with force and determination. - Carl von Clausewitz

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Many people aim at nothing - and hit it with remarkable precision. - Unknown

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim. - George Santayana

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

It is better to aim at perfection and miss it than to aim at imperfection and hit it. - Thomas Watson

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence. - Aristotle

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, serenely, divinely aware. - Henry Miller

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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