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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Those who aim at great deeds must also suffer greatly. - Plutarch

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action. - Herbert Spencer

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

If you would hit the mark, you must aim a little above it. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Pursue one great decisive aim with force and determination. - Carl von Clausewitz

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

Many people aim at nothing - and hit it with remarkable precision. - Unknown

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

The ultimate aim of the ego is not to see something, but to be something. - Muhammad Iqbal

Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim. - George Santayana

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, serenely, divinely aware. - Henry Miller

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

Our plans miscarry because they have no aim. When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind. - Seneca

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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