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Feeding at the trough on a Redneck farm

Pail Face thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cow feeding systems in Arkansas

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Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

Parenthood: Feeding the mouth that bites you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer. - Will Rodgers

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Charity is not like feeding pigeons in the square. It is a process that requires professional management. - Roman Abramovich

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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