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Painting The Center Line

The early days of road surface marking

Painting The Center Line thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

An ounce of work is worth a ton of wishing. - Amish Saying

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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