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Painting The Center Line

The early days of road surface marking

Painting The Center Line thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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