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Painting The Center Line

The early days of road surface marking

Painting The Center Line thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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