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Painting The Center Line

The early days of road surface marking

Painting The Center Line thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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