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Painting The Center Line

The early days of road surface marking

Painting The Center Line thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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