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Painting The Center Line

The early days of road surface marking

Painting The Center Line thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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