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Papa Burger

Father and son meat together

Papa Burger thanks to Barry McCartney

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Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

Those who slew my father I drove into exile... and defeated them in battle. - Augustus

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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