Papa Burger

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - The Princess Bride

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. - Anne Sexton

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

No man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much. - Hedy Lamarr

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

My father used to say, "If you want to be different, do something different." - Wynton Marsalis

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. - Luke Benward

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader