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Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Buoyant: 1. Male insect; 2. An ant's son. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert

Soviet: What Russians say when they finish dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. - Luke 23:24

Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides

A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. - Unknown

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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