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Paper Wedding Dress

A wedding dress completely made out of divorce papers

Paper Wedding Dress thanks to Keith Blake

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. - Groucho Marx

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

Bachelors: Married men may have better halves, but bachelors have better quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward


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