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Donation: A country full of female deer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious. - Oscar Wilde

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Samuel Johnson

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

You can't have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. - American Proverb

It is the patriotic duty of every man to lie for his country. - Alfred Adler

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons. - Bertrand Russell

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars. - Dale Carnegie

Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip

Thanksgiving is the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. - Michael Dresser

Patriotic American: One who never orders from a menu anything he can't pronounce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The difference between a rebel and a patriot depends upon who is in power at the moment. - Sidney Sheldon

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. - Mark Twain

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Propaganda: 1. Patriotism as practiced by our enemies; 2. Polite, well behaved male goose. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

Diatribe: 1. An extinct race; 2. The group of native Brits that worship the late Princess Diana. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. - George Bernard Shaw

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern


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