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What if the Federal Income Tax is illegal?
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Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

I'm very strongly against tax increases. - Donald Trump

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

The power to tax involves the power to destroy. - John Marshall

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes. - Leona Helmsley

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is a tax reform. - Russell B Long

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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