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What if the Federal Income Tax is illegal?

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What if the Federal Income Tax is illegal?
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Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes. - Leona Helmsley

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill


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