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Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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