QuotaBillsWine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb
Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
Liquor Store: A stupor market - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning
Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway
When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson
Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Liquor talks mighty loud when it gets loose from the jug. - Joel C Harris
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump
Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King
Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown
When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster
The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison