QuotaBillsPhotographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy
Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson
The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown
Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie